Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

Chocolate rain Awesome!

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

Whoa! A talking carrot!

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

An Irishman stays home

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

johann grayson being liked

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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