come along children

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Why Because

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Women's rights

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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anus soup

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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