What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

Kate

whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

Lockerbie bombing

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

What will happen when a black person die they die

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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