- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

fart

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Slavery

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

DANA

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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