Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

What's funnier than 24? 25.

roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

The government makes a good decision

three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

Anti jokes are funny

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

what is patrick wilson? smart

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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