- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

I won the game.

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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