Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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Penis

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