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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

cheese

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

I AM DISSAPOINTED

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

What's funnier than 24? 25

What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Knock knock! Yes?

Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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