- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a barn

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

jack shine has boobs

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

God is religiously proven to be real

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

gays

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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