Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

jokes r dumb

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

Women's rights

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

Women's rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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