Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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What break when you talk?

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Where else? The junk yard

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james schmitt whats your last name

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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