- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

I love boobs

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

What comes after "Q" R

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Women

What's brown and sticky? A stick

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