A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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9/11

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Steering Wheel Face.

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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Pickle!

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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your life

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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Robin, get in the car.

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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