I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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josh simpson has cancer

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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Robin, get in the car.

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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im jewish

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Pickle!

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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