There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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Child Prostitution.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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Brett Farve

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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