pubic lice.

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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Knock Knock Good one...

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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okay.....

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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Canada

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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Sonic

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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knock knock come in

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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What break when you talk?

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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