- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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Obamacare!

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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