- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

Look Down Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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