What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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gay marriage.

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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