Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

Women rights.

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

go go gadget

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

Haha pizza

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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