- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

you are gay

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

i heart wiener

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