He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Slavery

Pianca going ham

a banana

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

a horse walks into a barn

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

gay marriage.

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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