What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Men's rights.

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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What does a man like. food.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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Hitler is my role model

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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My children are mistakes

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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