What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he felt the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies,"You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Women Drivers.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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drugs.

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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Fruitcake

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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