- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

two fish are in a tank.

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

So a baby seal walks into a club

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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