a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

W.N.B.A.

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

A. Hey.. B. Hi

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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