If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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What's your name? You tell me.

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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nice shorts.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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Anti Joke

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