milly, milly, milly, cat

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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Justin Bieber

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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You're so straight!

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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