Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

The WNBA

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

Womens rights

Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

penis

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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