- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

gay marriage.

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

A horse walks into a bar...n

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

Chaney is a dumb b****

Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

Knock Knock Good one...

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

hi

KIMBERLEY HONEY

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??