A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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Anti Joke

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