- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

I am a real homosexual

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

Exactly what?

Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

Please don't rape me.

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