What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Herman Cain

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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Your mum is dead

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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