knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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Noah is Smart.

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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Mmmm, donuts

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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a little girl gets raped

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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Your life That's the joke

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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Anti Joke

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