- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

Jews for Jesus

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

God.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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