If life hands you lemons Take them

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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What is Jason? Black.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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