Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

Goat balls.

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

Women's rights

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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