A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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I am black.

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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