Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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I won the game.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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live babies

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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