- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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