Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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Five guys one rape.

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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theres a fat guy

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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BIG PENIS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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