What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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BIG PENIS

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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does this look unsure to you?

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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