What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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What what In the butt

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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