- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

So one time this woman was learning...

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

I met a man today. His name was John.

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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