What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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i have aids and a chode

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

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