- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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