Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

Black Poeple

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

womens rights

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

Potato salad

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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