What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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Women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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