Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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