How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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Laura Pratz..

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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