- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

A black succeeds

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

What is a dog? Bark

George W. Bush

I have no joke. u mad?

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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