what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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Religion

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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apple pie.

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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